WallStreet Wildlife

Your Jungle Guide to Investing

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The Sloth Tip Jar
$3
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You chill easy knowing that your $3/month will help Monkey 🍌 and Badger 🦡 pay for the fancy tech tools they need to keep the sunlight shining under the jungle canopy.

You won't miss your $3 and your portfolio will climb like a vine.

  • Your generosity helps us keep the lights on in the jungle darkness and ensure we keep making episodes week after week, educating you banana by banana toward financial independence.
  • We'll publicly sing your praises on the show and you'll feel like a bad-ass investing slothy: nice and easy does it.
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The Capybara
$7
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Like a sloth, but a little bit cooler if that's even possible. Because $7 is low-key enough to make you feel good, but will motivate us beyond recognition to help your investing journey be safe and wild and profitable all at the same time. The capybara is a magical creature and so are you.

  • Can you imagine the benefit of going about your life while thinking of yourself as a capybara? Best $7/month you'll ever spend.
  • Ask and you shall receive: we'll answer any investing question you have for us on the show!
  • All the weekly podcast goodness, none of the ads
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The Dolphin 🐬
$10
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Dolphins don't live in the jungle, but if they did, they'd be smart enough to outwit all the gorillas and chimpanzees by paying $10 for investing insights that will help them build real wealth. You know you want to be a dolphin, making your own rules about where you get to swim.

  • You're a dolphin! What do you need extra benefits for?
  • Access to real-time trading alerts from Badger & Monkey!
  • All the weekly podcast goodness, none of the ads
  • Ask and you shall receive: we'll answer any investing question you have for us on the show!
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The Jungle Cat 🐆
$20
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You're a natural predator in the jungle ecosystem. Jaguars combine strategic intelligence with decisive action and are methodical and efficient hunters: a perfect blend of Monkey's smarts and Badger's disciplined determination.

  • A year of merch for our loyal jungle cats! (and unicorns!) 
  • Merch! Stickers, mugs, and t-shirts to show off your jungle skills
  • Access to real-time trading alerts from Badger & Monkey!
  • All the weekly podcast goodness, none of the ads
  • Ask and you shall receive: we'll answer any investing question you have for us on the show!
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The Unicorn 🦄
$100
 / month

For those serious about their investing journey. We'll set up a one-on-one call and map out how we can support you on your way to serious wealth.

  • A year of merch for our loyal jungle cats! (and unicorns!) 
  • As a unicorn, you can do anything. We'll be in touch.
  • Merch! Stickers, mugs, and t-shirts to show off your jungle skills
  • Access to real-time trading alerts from Badger & Monkey!
  • All the weekly podcast goodness, none of the ads

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